• parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

(via misispotato)

subject13fringe:

subject13fringe:

Why yes I have bathed in the blood of a virgin

I got a nose bleed in the shower once

you guys can sTOP REBLOGGING THIS NOW OKAY THNX

(via poro-snax)