putasokkainyourmouth:

Hearing your online friend’s voice for the first time.

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(via the-absolute-best-posts)

voldemortsblog:

lucid-flower:

ay-drian:

getting over someone you never even dated

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I don’t know why this picture is so accurate

i dont know why this picture was ever taken

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

allmymetaphors:

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

(via drinkingmyweightinwhiskey)

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

(via alkaliar)

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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(Source: officialkrudd, via alkaliar)

svvords:

when ur the only person who doesnt understand something

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(Source: wasiangod, via perks-of-being-chinese)

tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

(via daddyporn)