shoebeedoo:

Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs.

I’m pretty sure this wasn’t meant to be as motivational as it is.

(via anthonyyyy)

cascadians:

i don’t think anyone understands that when i say i get secondhand embarrassment easily i mean at the first sign of trouble for a character in a television show i immediately pause and sit there for ten to thirty minutes thinking “oh god they fucked up”

(via impatience-is-a-virtue)

svvords:

when ur the only person who doesnt understand something

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(Source: wasiangod, via lukraak)

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess, via hazziehohoho)

"Just knowing you exist changed the world for me"

Tiffanie DeBartolo  (via cityandcolourblind)

(Source: kushandwizdom, via iamgone)

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

(Source: telapathetic, via perks-of-being-chinese)

  • good cop: just tell us where the drugs are, we can help you
  • bad cop: okay sir you're free to go
  • good cop: oh bad cop like bad at your job. I get it.

townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)